Dear Alissa,
I am very sorry for shooting your horse.
It looked delicious, I had to try it.
The bullet went through it's head,
like a warm knife through butter.
I skewered a piece of its belly
and cooked it over an open fire.
It was delicious you should try some,
with some BBQ sauce.
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I don't think she will try it.
Cameron Coupe!!! Why in the world would you even think about shooting Alissa's horse?! That is terrible! And eating it?! ICKY!!! I hope you never actually do this.. unless you already have :/
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